When your interdimensional brothers call, you pick up the phone. \u201cGet to Miami, we\u2019re going to take you out on a boat, bring your camera.\u201d So to Miami I went and quickly found we were boarding Infinity\u2019s Celebrity, now flying under the Groove Cruise banner, with twenty-one hundred or so of our new best friends. For once, the Forealism Tribe wasn\u2019t the most over dressed for the occasion, they almost blended right in. The stoic federal agent with the drug sniffing dog barely even lifted an eyebrow. Surrounded by tank tops, flip flops, cosplayers, characters of all kinds, and not a small number of folks wearing just pasties and paint, we followed the line and found our eighth floor state room. The repetitive thump of the bass line was already echoing from somewhere.<\/p>\r\n
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\r\n\r\nIn an industry more associated with boomers and expendable income, reinvention has become the name of the game in order to compete for the younger generation\u2019s attention. Niche, themed cruises are prevalent; floating music festivals of all varieties are heading out to international waters. The Groove Cruise is an EDM experience. Eight stages, top decks and interior, are pumping out the bass twenty-four hours a day. With enough Red Bull and whatever you might have sneaked past that aforementioned dog, the next 120 hours are going to be a ride.<\/p>\r\n
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\r\n\r\nA quick artist check-in meeting, the performance schedule listed the Forealism Tribe at 2am on day one, noon on day two, 5am day three, looks like I should start pumping in the taurine now. We ran up to the main deck for a few shots as the port receded, the place is already packed. Drink pass toting, oiled up Wild West themed dancers are going full steam. Hugs and selfies abound, as if we were part of the #GCFam all along. We ran from deck to deck, fore to aft, until the sun came up. Key West shimmered with morning dew outside the Constellation Room\u2019s windows; we joined the line to exit the boat only to realize it was 6am and nothing was open, except a few bars that don\u2019t appear to ever close. We decided site seeing was overrated and some breakfast and a nap were in order. On the way back to the ship we were stopped by a topless, thong-clad, house-stepping parade carrying a mobile PA and cryo-guns. These were our folks, the Groove Cruise does not stop. Back on board, I stood at the breakfast buffet. Sporting shorts and a t-shirt, I was wearing more clothes than the rest of the egg scooping zombies combined. And I thought it was the norovirus I would have to be weary of on this ship.<\/p>\r\n
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\r\n\r\nBack in our state room, we enjoyed the view from the back deck. Two levels above us, the Sun Deck drops some morning appropriate bubblegum house. Two rooms to our left, our neighbors brought their own sound system aboard. It\u2019s the super elusive \u201csecret stage\u201d with room enough for at least four and a half people to shake their butts. The beat is pervasive and inescapable.<\/p>\r\n
[\/vc_column_text][\/vc_column][\/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1\/1″][vc_single_image media=”51062″ media_lightbox=”yes” media_width_percent=”100″ uncode_shortcode_id=”101128″][\/vc_column][\/vc_row][vc_row row_height_percent=”0″ overlay_alpha=”50″ gutter_size=”3″ column_width_percent=”70″ shift_y=”0″ z_index=”0″ uncode_shortcode_id=”177569″][vc_column][vc_column_text uncode_shortcode_id=”761114″]Day 02, theme is \u201cColor Me,\u201d jump up, gear up, run run snap snap snap, uts uts uts uts, splash some water in my face, bare breasts at the buffet, crash for a few minutes. Day 03, jump up, gear, theme is \u201cStudio54,\u201d run run snap snap run snap, uts uts uts uts, crash, splash water in my face, bare breasts and then some at the buffet, man just walked through the dining hall wearing a thumping PA as a backpack, wait\u2026 is this Day 03? Day next, boat\u2019s not moving\u2026Cozumel! Run run run, sand sand, more bare bodies, Kaskade building up to the big drop while we all ride helicopters over the rain forest with a hint of cleared beach, filled with bouncing crowds and beach balls. Seriously, this really happens? Day after next, probably, run snap uts uts snap run crash splash \u201c50 Shades of Disney\u201d breasts uts uts dear god I think I\u2019m starting to find a rhythm here.<\/p>\r\n
[\/vc_column_text][\/vc_column][\/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1\/1″][vc_gallery el_id=”gallery-171629″ medias=”50915,50916,50910″ style_preset=”metro” gutter_size=”3″ screen_lg=”1000″ screen_md=”600″ screen_sm=”480″ single_overlay_opacity=”1″ single_padding=”2″ uncode_shortcode_id=”111410″][\/vc_column][\/vc_row][vc_row row_height_percent=”0″ overlay_alpha=”50″ gutter_size=”3″ column_width_percent=”70″ shift_y=”0″ z_index=”0″ uncode_shortcode_id=”177569″][vc_column][vc_column_text uncode_shortcode_id=”579577″]Day last, just when we are in full on groove mode, we make our way down to the cavernous Theater for the closing set, Laser Assassins are mixing Black Sabbath into some revved up dubstep, trying to tear the roof down. The rows of velvet seats are littered with confetti canon fodder, spent glow sticks and over indulged party people. Run back to the room and throw all my stuff into a bag that doubles as a pillow for the next handful of minutes. The boat pulls into port, dock workers go about their business like any other Monday morning, completely unaware that we have just returned from a five day odyssey through another universe. I\u2019m not even sure how to explain it. But reality sets in, then reality takes the form of a two thousand deep customs line and a transportation logistical meltdown.<\/p>\r\n
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The Groove Cruise is like nothing I\u2019ve ever witnessed. A window into a world that most closely resembled a Bacardi commercial as I have ever come. Much to my surprise, I didn\u2019t hate it. How can you be mad at surprisingly inclusive shiny people blissfully shaking it to hypnotic music? Now back at home, I still feel the sway of the boat and the ever driving house beat.<\/p>\r\n
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